You know what that means…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING!! Lattes and jellybeans and hummus and bathroom tissue! Make it rain nutmeg and allspice! Pulverize those gourds and pump those orangey particulates into the atmosphere! MY BODY IS READY!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
LOL, just kidding. Can you imagine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although this is my favorite season due to\u00a0the\u00a0prevalence of cuffing and boots and scarves (protect your necks from wind invasion, boos), my preferred chilly weather beverage is mulled wine,\u00a0because it’s\u00a0wine and it’s mulled<\/em>; + if made to choose in the Great Pie Wars,\u00a0I’m\u00a0going with Sweet Potato all day, every day.\u00a0Don’t @ me).<\/p>\n\n\n\n Shady autumnal\u00a0jokes aside, I’m here to remind you\u00a0that collective consciousness is real and enough people yammering on about spirits and thinning veils is enough to make everything feel mystical,\u00a0magical, and a little more wobbly than usual. While that doesn’t\u00a0automatically mean capital-G ghosts are coming for you – they have lives of their own, you know (but if you suspect as much, you\u00a0should probably\u00a0make time to\u00a0talk with me ASAP). However, it can<\/em> mean feeling haunted by whatever\u00a0you’ve been avoiding, be it psychological, spiritual, or\u00a0physical.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n Look to the\u00a0changing leaves as they remind us of the discomfiting\u00a0loveliness of death; connect with Nature’s rhythms to release with grace and gratitude that\u00a0which is falling away in order\u00a0to create space for that\u00a0which seeks to be of service to your highest good. You\u00a0deserve nothing less.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"