F*ck the Joneses – keep up with yourself

A few years ago, when I was making my bones as a professional wizard at a clairvoyant wellness center that had a company culture most favorably described as “chirpy”, my colleagues trended, amongst themselves, these pendants imbued with the energy of a Brazilian diety channeled by a “globally renowned faith healer” who goes by a name that rhymes with Don of Fraud. Everybody in the office bought themselves a pendant except me.… Continue reading F*ck the Joneses – keep up with yourself