October, y’all

You know what that means… PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING!! Lattes and jellybeans and hummus and bathroom tissue! Make it rain nutmeg and allspice! Pulverize those gourds and pump those orangey particulates into the atmosphere! MY BODY IS READY!! LOL, just kidding. Can you imagine? Although this is my favorite season due to the prevalence of cuffing and boots and scarves (protect your necks from… Continue reading October, y’all